UFOian trophies and achievements

[LorD]

Based on Xander's post on the statuses thread, I thought it might be fun if we put up some of our own personal achievements or trophies we've 'earned' in real life.

I'll start off:

LorD has earned a tropy: Speedy production (silver)
Produce a complete remix in one evening.

LorD has earned a trophy: In my trailer (bronze)
Produce a trailer for the UFO Gamers Show in Adobe After Effects.

[Saber]

I'm a Steam guy, so I'm going with achievements (which don't have any categories, as we all know):

Saber has unlocked an achievement: Gone in sixty seconds
Start and finish defecating in time to catch the end of the commercial break.

[Saber]

Saber has unlocked an achievement: Bangkok Dangerous
Wake up looking like Nicolas Cage did in Bangkok Dangerous.

[Xander]

Xander has earned a trophy: On time (bronze)
Complete and submit all University work by 5pm on the 09/04/2010

Xander has earned a trophy: Back to Jack (bronze)
Drink a type of whisky after a 3 month period.

[Brooky]

Brooky has earned an achievement: "I love it when a plan comes together"*
Brooky has completed his pre-set univeristy work target, a 2000 word English Literature essay and upto 4000 of his 6000 word History essay over a two weeks period.

*An A-Team reference...John 'Hannibal' Smith

[Saber]

Saber has unlocked an achievement: Afterburner
Leave the loo with an awkward walk.

[Xander]

Xander has earned a trophy: Mousetrap (Silver)
Successfully capture the field mouse and return it to the woods unharmed.

[Xander]

Xander has earned a trophy: The truth is out there (Gold)
Experience and find prove of extra terrestrial life.

[Brooky]

Brooky has unlocked an achievement: Couch Potato
Do sweet fuck all, all day

[LorD]

LorD has earned a trophy: The big screen (bronze)
Acquire a new monitor for the main PC, capable of 1080p resolution.